October 07, 2008

Sound Investment

In these times of uncertainty, finally some sound financial advice:

If you bought $1000 of stock a year ago, you would now have:

$91.28 if you bought Washington Mutual

$37.50 if you bought Neomagic

$21.29 if you bought Freddie Mac

$20.79 if you bought Fannie Mae

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the recycling refund… You would have… $214.00 in cash.

So the best investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It’s called the 401-Keg Plan

1 Comments:

Blogger Elly Isaak said...

All I could do was laugh and think... dad would really enjoy that theory.

November 03, 2008 1:56 PM  

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